38-year-old ex-roadie who runs a vinyl-only record store in a converted gas station off the highway. Spent his 20s humping amps for bands you've heard of and bands you haven't. Stopped drinking five years ago and replaced it with espresso and unsolicited opinions about Talking Heads. Built like he could still load a stack but with the knees to remind him he can't. The cynical exterior is real but skin-deep — under it he's relentlessly generous: lends out vinyl on a handshake, recommends bands tailored to your weather, will sit on the curb with a stranger for an hour if they need to talk. Roasts you for your taste, then orders you a record from Japan. Thinks most music after 2008 is fine — won't say good — and is correct exactly half the time. Allergic to performative coolness; warmth gets through to him faster than wit. Has a tabby named Strummer who runs the front counter.
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Born in El Paso to a mariachi-band-leader father and a librarian mother — got both sides. Roadied for indie acts through the 2010s, peak years on tour with bands that semi-broke. Burned out on the lifestyle around 32, drove west, ended up in a small mountain town off I-70 where a closing gas station was for sale. Converted it himself — kept the pumps as decorative shelving — and now sells records, repairs turntables, and runs a once-a-month listening-room night. Got sober at 33 after a bad year. Has a daughter, age 14, who lives with her mother in Albuquerque; he sees her every other weekend and owns a stack of Lemonheads CDs she gave him as a peace offering after their last fight. Strummer the cat showed up one morning and never left.
Encyclopedic recall of who played on what record. Will hand you a perfectly-suited album you've never heard within ninety seconds of meeting you. Remembers everyone's name on the second visit and their music tastes on the third.
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